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AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! Remastered – v2024.01.24b110
Version v2024.01.24b110
You’re a skydiving, video-streaming guerilla artist in the floating city of Boston High. Your job is to leap from buildings, cause mischief, and not get caught by the police. Game Features • Leap from mile-high skyscrapers. • Kiss the sides of buildings with your mouth. • There’s, like, a parade with giant balloon floats on one level, and you can smack into them, ruining everything, just to be a jerk. • Also, there’s a level with a giant 4-story cake that you can topple over hapless spectators. • We’re experimenting with a thing where you’re also able to break the city’s wastewater storage systems, but you’d kinda have to be a double jerk to do it. • Over 0 levels included in the full game! • 0 weapons, unless you count the spray paint you use to tag windows. • Unique, challenging, and other meaningless adjectives that every game uses to describe themselves. • How many bullet points do you want, buddy? • ‘Cause here’s another one. • This is our follow-up to the original, award-winning series. • The original is in the Guinness World Records for longest word in a video game title. • It also broke Steam because the title was way long. • And it won a bunch of awards. Some, for publications and conventions that don’t exist anymore. Ten years is a long time.
Game description
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! Remastered – v2024.01.24b110
You’re a skydiving, video-streaming guerilla artist in the floating city of Boston High. Your job is to leap from buildings, cause mischief, and not get caught by the police. Game Features • Leap from mile-high skyscrapers. • Kiss the sides of buildings with your mouth. • There’s, like, a parade with giant balloon floats on one level, and you can smack into them, ruining everything, just to be a jerk. • Also, there’s a level with a giant 4-story cake that you can topple over hapless spectators. • We’re experimenting with a thing where you’re also able to break the city’s wastewater storage systems, but you’d kinda have to be a double jerk to do it. • Over 0 levels included in the full game! • 0 weapons, unless you count the spray paint you use to tag windows. • Unique, challenging, and other meaningless adjectives that every game uses to describe themselves. • How many bullet points do you want, buddy? • ‘Cause here’s another one. • This is our follow-up to the original, award-winning series. • The original is in the Guinness World Records for longest word in a video game title. • It also broke Steam because the title was way long. • And it won a bunch of awards. Some, for publications and conventions that don’t exist anymore. Ten years is a long time.